Spoilers: None really. Set season two.
Warnings: Gratuitous use of the word 'groin'.
Notes: For allisnow. 1240 words, thanks to elfcat255 for the beta and the f word for the self defence tips.
( When the door opened with a 'swish', John Sheppard found himself the attention of sixteen women he vaguely recognised and Teyla,Collapse )